Prison vs a Full Time Job

Life in Prison
vs
A Full-Time Job

A Comparison

In prison...	At work...
... they spend the majority of their time in a 8' x 10'cell.	... I spend most of my time in a 6' x 8' cube.
... they get three meals a day.	... I only get a break for one meal, and I have to pay for the meal.
... you get time off for good behavior.	... I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
... they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn onto the clothes.	... many people must wear an ID badge at all times.
... there is a dress standard and they supply the clothes	... there is a dress standard but I must buy my own clothes.
... a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for me.	... I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors myself.
... they can watch TV and play games.	... I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.
... they will pay my way through school to learn a new career and give me time to do it.	... they will pay for my education but I must do it on my own time.
... they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost whenever you want.	... we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on your time.
... I can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences comes from my actions.	... if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next layoff list.
... they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.	... you are just ball-and-chained.
... you have full medical coverage with no deductibles	... you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.
... all expenses are paid by the taxpayer, with no work on their part.	... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

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