Top 10 Ways
Microsoft Would Change The Auto Business
This was found in a recent issue of Information
Week:
- New seats would require everyone to have
the same butt size.
- We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
- The U.S. government would get subsidies
from an automake-a first.
- The oil, alternator, gas and engine
warning lights would be replaced by a single 'General Car
Fault' warning light.
- Sun Microsystems would make a car that was
solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but
ran on only 5% of the roads.
- You would be constantly pressured to
upgrade your car.
- You could have only one person in the car
at a time, unless you bought Car 95 or Car NT-but then
you would have to buy more seats.
- Occasionally your car would die for no
apparent reason and you would have to restart it.
Strangely, you would just accept this as normal.
- Every time the lines on the road were
repainted, you would have to buy a new car.
- People would get excited about the new
features of Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same
features had been available from other car makers for
years.
